English teacher: I have some very exciting news for you all! I have organised for each one of you to have a pen pal from America. So now you have your chance to see what the differences are between Australians and Americans! *walks up to Bella* Pick a name out of the hat. Bella: Okayy *picks a name from the hat and unravels the paper* Cody, sounds like a nice guy *smiles sarcasticly* Can I pick again? English Teacher: No, why? Bella: I want a girl please. English Teacher: You are 14 years old, grow up *moves on to next person* Bella:Fine. *15 minutes later school bell goes off* English Teacher: Okay everyone homework is for you to write your pen pal a letter about yourself and just anything you want to talk about, have fun! Bella: *walking home from school* Leah: *runs up to Bella* heey babe, just wondering if i could go to yours after school and maybe we could write our letters together? Bella: Sounds good *fake smile* Leah: Whats wrong? Bella: Its just that I dont want to ! have a guy as my penpal, can't talk about girly stuff. Leah: Don't worry about it, who knows he might actually be a real nice guy instead of those other idiots at our school. Bella: Yeah true, like they say guys are like public toilets, full of crap or taken. Leah: Amen! *arrives at Bella's house* Bella: *opens door and guides Lea to her room* Leah: well lets get cracking at these letters! Bella:*gets out paper and starts writing* Dear Cody, Hi my name is Bella I am a 14 year old girl from Australia. I ...
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