At last, after more than two years in the making, the satirical musical event that's been hailed as 'Pretty funny' has finally been released. Presenting, A Phantasmagoric Satire of Psuedo-Generic Musicality. Words, Music and all characters voiced by Luis Paterson. All characters within this mp3 are fictional and any relation to persons living or dead are purely coincidental, I swear. Lyrics: Narration 1: The Hectic Life of Hans Zimmerian This is partially the tale of a man named Hans Zimmerian, seemingly a man of no importance, but in reality he has a great many dark secrets. However, Hans was a hard worker, such a hard worker that he worked himself to death. Unfortunately for him, this put Hans in a very unpleasant position indeed. Narration 2: Meanwhile, In a Little Land Called Christchurch Meanwhile, in a little land called Christchurch their lived a youth, Our Noble Protagonist. He is an intelligent, good-looking boy, but somehow he never quite fit in. Currently he is he! ading off to his friend's party. Song 1 -- (I'm Heading Down to) Keiran's Party, Sung by Our Noble Protagonist I'm heading down to, Keiran's party. His friends are all crazy, Juvenile junkies and I'm not. And I'm not, So we won't get along. Narration But what has become of Hans? Well, because he was so evil, he was cast down into hell. Now he desperately pleads with the Devil for his soul. Song 2 -- Hans Goes to Hell and Gets a Haunting, Sung by Hans and the Devil Hans: Oh no, I've gone to hell. God ...
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